Some time ago I ran a session of a homemade sci-fi RPG with some friends. I helped them make characters and I sent them on their first mission.
They were to land on an ancient machine planet and search for useful technology. As soon as their shuttle landed, their orbiting mothership was attacked by hostile aliens and destroyed. Shortly after moving into the ruined city, they noticed multiple alien dropships landing in places all over the city. The party continued through the ruins until they encountered a group of small aliens with a large box. They quickly dispatched the aliens and went to investigate the box.
Mole: I'm going to open the box.
Slick: Don't! It could be a bomb!
Mole: We don't know that. I'm going to open it to see what it is.
Me: You pry open the side of the box and are faced with a large, curved metal panel wth no discernible features.
Slick: It's a bomb!
Mole: Maybe. We don't know what it is for sure.
Slick: It looks like a bomb.
Mole: It could be a robot.
Slick: If it's a robot then it might attack us.
Mole: I could reprogram it not to.
They debated whether to continue investigating the box for a whole hour (RL time). The other two members of the party moved to a safe distance and waited. I finally got tired of waiting and got them to make persuasion rolls against each other. Mole won and got to pull the thing out of the box. It turned out to be an automated sentry gun which almost killed him while he tried to dismantle it by hitting it lots. I later discovered that he intended to turn it into a fast road vehicle of some kind.
Also in the same session:
I idly roll some dice behind the screen.
Slick: What did you... Everyone hit the deck!
Me: You can't use out of character information in character.
Slick: Oh.
Me: By the way, snipers fire at you from rooftops.
Some encounters later, Slick acquired fatal injuries after trying to climb up the back of a very angry cybernetic monster and stab it in the back of the head. When creating his new character...
Slick: Can I have a pair of swords?
Me: What sort of swords?
Slick: Twelve foot bone swords, made from the bones of a space dragon that my character slew with his bare hands.
Me: There are several problems with this. One: There are no such things as space dragons in this setting. Two: If there were space dragons, how would you kill it with your bare hands in space? Three: Twelve foot swords?
Slick: Oh, what about imitation space dragon bones?
Me: o_O
Slick: And I can make them only ten feet long if you want.
Most of the combat had been firefights with futuristic assault rifles and laser cannons. He wanted swords (and rather silly ones, too).
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*death*
Just *death*
This guy sickens me.
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Name: Hunter Talon
His parents were killed by bandits when he was a child and he was taken into the forest and raised by beastmen. They trained him to fight and hunt like no man. His goal in life is to take revenge on the bandits that killed his parents.
Remarkably, Slick's character for this RP was a scholarly alchemist with no extraordinary powers.
Flug, another of the players, also wanted a character called Hunter. He wanted a thief with extraordinary strength and combat prowess, and no stealth or thieving abilities at all. I told him that he just made a fighter, but he insisted that he was a thief. He also wanted a katana.
July 15 2005, 06:55:35 UTC 6 years ago
Why are your players so bloody brain-fried?
July 15 2005, 07:23:03 UTC 6 years ago
Being critters that live in space, they have an exoskeleton and are geared more to be light so they can catch solar winds. So the 'space dragon bone sword' is pretty much a hollow styrofoam tube -- twelve feet long.
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July 15 2005, 12:53:35 UTC 6 years ago
PATH through Oblivion!
thanks!July 15 2005, 10:49:25 UTC 6 years ago
Slick: Oh.
Me: By the way, snipers fire at you from rooftops.
That was priceless.
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July 15 2005, 11:53:48 UTC 6 years ago
Space dragons! It sounds like the guy is trying to be quirky, or something, because "bones from the SPACE DRAGON I slew with my BARE HANDS like SPACE HERCULES!" is just too weird.
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July 17 2005, 06:44:13 UTC 6 years ago
1.) I know I will be exposed to some really awesomely funny pose-striking and so forth in the near future, and God help me, but my sense of humour drives a lot of what I do when I run games.
2.) More importantly for the game, and equally potentially hilarious, giving them items like that gives me license to make sure they're going to need 'em.
See, I plan literally just about nothing. I don't recommend this, mind, unless you're incredibly awesome at improv and don't mind dealing with the consequences of having a creative off-day occur on gaming day, but it does mean there is literally nothing a player can do, IC or OOC, to throw me off.
Knowing these two rules, picture what my W:tA/Shadowrun theme-crossover game was like after one of the players wanted to get a grenade launcher, with both normal explosive rounds and silver-shrapnel rounds.
I don't like to self-congratulate, but given how he behaved around me for every other game I've run, I honestly think I terrified him so badly with that stuff that he's honestly afraid to twinkplay ever again.
So take that home as an idea -- give them what they want, and then use it against them.